funny quotes and sayings to make you laugh

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
~Author : Groucho Marx Famous Quotes

A passion for politics stems usually from an insatiable need, either for power, or for friendship and adulation, or a combination of both.
~Author : Fawn M Brodie Inspirational Sayings

When we conquer without danger our triumph is without glory.
~Author : Pierre Corneille Nice Quotes

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
~Author : Hunter S Thompson Great Sayings

Each generation will reap what the former generation has sown.
~Author : Chinese Proverb Meaningful Sayings

Not the senses I have but what I do with them is my kingdom.
~Author : Hellen Keller Wise Quotes

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance
~Author : Edgar Bergen Motivational Sayings

The size of a man is measured by the size of the thing that makes him angry.
~Author : Author Unknown Famous Quotes

The essence of morality is a questioning about morality and the decisive move of human life is to use ceaselessly all light to look for the origin of the opposition between good and evil.
~Author : Georges Bataille Inspirational Sayings